Technochondria

What is Technochondria?


1.

Not unlike hypochondria, but with reference to technological ailments, rather than medical.

technochondria is demonstrated by repeated reporting of technological errors that aren't really there, likely for attention.

Tech Support: That woman was in again today, gotta be the 12th time with that same printer and nothing's ever wrong. Must have Technochondria.

2.

An excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious technical issue.

Mr. Johnson has a sever case of technochondria. He's always complaining about his internet being slow, even though it's working as well as everyone else's.

See technology, computer, microsoft, internet, webs


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