Technocondriac

What is Technocondriac?

Someone who always assumes that something they have done is the cause of any technical problem that arises.

Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.

Often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.

n00b: Omg, I broke all of MSN!

g44k: No, the system is down again, you technocondriac.

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