What is Technocondriac?
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Someone who always assumes that something they have done is the cause of any technical problem that arises.
Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.
Often
n00b: Omg, I broke all of MSN!
g44k: No, the system is down again, you technocondriac.
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Rollerblading, using an umbrella (also known as a bumbershoot) as a sail.
The wind was perfect for kite flying and bumbersailing along ..
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to trick a dolphin who's going to bed by asking another to TUCK them in only to FUCK them with gummi bears rolling around the bed
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