Technocondriac

What is Technocondriac?

Someone who always assumes that something they have done is the cause of any technical problem that arises.

Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.

Often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.

n00b: Omg, I broke all of MSN!

g44k: No, the system is down again, you technocondriac.

Gawditzchit

1. In the state of being drunk or having a hangover. Ho'mygawd! I'm having a gawditzchit. See drunk, hangover, booze, drugs..

4:20 24/7

1. Chronic condition of always being under the influence of marijuana regardless of the time showing on the clock, or being high every hour..

Polar Express

1. When a woman has something cold in her mouth (ie. ice cream, ice chips),while giving oral pleasure to a man. Big Red received a Polar E..

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