What is Technology?
1.
Doing a chick doggystyle.
Guy#1: "Oh man that girl is UGLY, but she's all over me."
Guy#2: "Dude that's why they invented technology."
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2.
n. anything that was invented after you were born
"I love technology."
"Technology is killing me."
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3.
Something that allows one to talk with hot babes on the internet all day.
"I love technology, but not as much as you, you see. Still, I love technology... Always and Forever"
4.
A pleasure inducing entity for those who consider themselves gadgeteers. Involves locking oneself in one's room and playing with objects of a technological nature. Often times people with lisp's or strange voices who can not socialize normally because of their impediment are accustomed to a love of technological activities as well as hold a fondness for all sorts of gadgets.
"Technology rules!" (commonly shouted by gadgeteers in conjuction with a hand sign meaning "I am a loser!")
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5.
A mobile device intended to make communication with other people easier and more efficient, e.g. a BlackBerry, iPhone, mobile phone, or laptop computer. Said technology frequently fails to work as intended, so the word "technology" carries notes of frustration and irony as well as appreciation. Since mobile technology devices evolve quickly, it is much easier to say "technology" than to refer to them by model name.
1. "I can't find the freeway entrance. Can someone use their technology to get directions from Google Maps? 2. "I'm trying to look his number up, but my technology is taking forever to load the page... god, this technology is so useless." 3. "I'm so tired of using this technology, I just want you here with me." - Justin Timberlake
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6.
The downfall of the western civilization.
That boy watch television until his eyes protruded, when he was unable to watch any further.
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It is what will bring the damnation to all of human life. It represents what will destroy us as a race in the future.
God Dammitt! I hate technology!
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