Technolust

What is Technolust?


1.

The constant desire to have the newest, flashiest, fastest, shiniest gadget available, even if the one you just bought is only two months old and still works great.

Your iPhonemakes me horny with unconrollable technolust.


7

Random Words:

1. Verb: Portmanteau of "hover" and "levitate". "He hovertated off the ground." See hover, levitate, fly, c..
1. An epic replacement for the blasphemic word "orange". Parker: "Man I love orange juice" (everyone glares at Parker..
1. when you cum in a girl's shoes while she's sleeping in the middle of the night, then wake her up by telling her there's a..