Technomyopia

What is Technomyopia?

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Technological near-sightedness resulting in unintended consequences of epic proportions.

Scientist: Hey, I just invented a mind reading device, now wives can know what their husbands are really thinking and there won't need to be anymore divorces.

Scientist's Wife: Oh my God, you pig! I want a divorce!

Divorce Lawyer: Now that's what I call a bad case of technomyopia.

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