Technospastic

What is Technospastic?

A person who struggles with the use of modern equipment. Usually parents.

OMG my dad was completely unable to plug in the DVD player. He's such a technospastic.

See technology, spastic, idiot, computer, pc

Fluffy Crab

1. A small crab with magnetic hands. Susceptible to attatching onto metal nipple clamps. Ouch, I appear to have a fluffy crab attached to ..

Gooly

1. 1. noun; testicle 2. noun; Unapologetically Pathetic Loser. 1. Ow! I just got kicked in the goolies! 2. Wow, that guy is a real gooly..

Messy Oscar

1. When one barfs in another's asshole. Sinbad made me laugh so hard, i couldn't help but give Jimmy a messy oscar. See ass, ho..

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