Technotard

What is Technotard?


1.

A person who has a sigificant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

See technitard

2.

A person who does not know how to function anything that has to do with the use of technology. i.e. a retard in technology.

Person 1 : "Do you know how to work this tv? It's not turning on."

Person 2: "OMG ur such a technotard"

See old school, smart, stupid, freak

3.

A person, usually middle-aged baby-boomer who is completely inept at using most forms of modern technology, including, but not limited to; cell phones, computers, PDAs, printers, fax machines, photocopiers, etc.

My father can not figure out how to check his email or download a simple attachment. My father is a technotard.

See computer illiterate, technophile

4.

Someone that is technologically retarded; no grasp of how a common item, such as a computer, works.

Steve to Brian: Did you see John trying to put a DVD in the CD player?

Brian to Steve: Yeah, Pay no attention to him. He is a technotard.

See technology, tard, techno, savy, technical

5.

1.) A person who calls a Help Desk of any company who starts off a sentence with, "I am not computer savvy/literate." 2.) An individual who couldn't operate a PC with a quick start manual. 3.) A computer programmer with no hardware skills.

Phil is such a technotard!! He can program VB scripts in a heartbeat but can't even defrag his HDD!!

6.

Someone who is not technologically inclined or able to use basic office machines.

Carol can't figure out how to use her scanner. She's a technotard.

See tard, retard, dinosaur

7.

someone who has no techno savvy....a person with little technological knowledge

Last night Brooke called and asked me how to check her email, she's such a technotard.

See techno, retard, tard


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