Technowankery

What is Technowankery?

An unnecessary or detrimental implementation of technology.

Bob: It would have been a good website if it weren't for all the Flash technowankery.

Bill: I spent 3 days on that Flash intro!

Bob: You're a twat!

See technology, wanker

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