Technowankery

What is Technowankery?

An unnecessary or detrimental implementation of technology.

Bob: It would have been a good website if it weren't for all the Flash technowankery.

Bill: I spent 3 days on that Flash intro!

Bob: You're a twat!

See technology, wanker

Jelling

1. To be jealous of another persons possesion. When she saw my shoes, I knew she was so jelling! See gelling, jealous, jellin..

Ndo

1. Nipples Directed Outward. Also known as NIPPONS. It's so cold, I have NDO! See ndo, nippons, nipples, hard, cold 2. The nDo (N..

Unemailable

1. Something that is not emailable That document is unemailable See Gausie..

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