Technowankery

What is Technowankery?

An unnecessary or detrimental implementation of technology.

Bob: It would have been a good website if it weren't for all the Flash technowankery.

Bill: I spent 3 days on that Flash intro!

Bob: You're a twat!

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Snap A Deuce

1. The act of having to use the sphincter to break apart a shit, in order to make it into a size that can be managed more easily by your sh..

Demonstrate

1. the opposite of monstrate, which is the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. count chocula or joan rivers) look over there, t..

Yonked

1. The act of shooting saliva from the glands below your tongue Sometimes when you open your mouth spit uncontrollably flies out. You woul..

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