What is Techon?
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an emaciated african-american passion slave who can be purchased for $19.95 from the HSN and dwells in closets/cages. He is only released when his owner's sexual desires are awoken, and he is fed according to his biweekly sexual output.*
*bondage is his specialty.
"My husband is leaving for a business trip tonight; you're going to be a busy boy this weekend, Techon!"
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