What is Techtard?
1.
A contraction of "Technological Retard"
Technological + Retard = Techtard
1. Someone who is so "technologically challenged" that they shouldn't be allowed within a 10 mile radius of anything electronic.
2. Someone who often misinterprets/gets confused with IT Support's suggestions/advice. Most Helpdesk operators would rather watch paint dry than talk to these users.
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Argh! I can't stand it! Someone else take this call... 2 hours and this techtard still can't figure out how to open his web browser!
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2.
someon who is retarded at anything technological, or someone who brakes everything technological they touch.
Omg, blake is a complete techtard, not knowing how to use the DMZ to put a device outside a router firewall.
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3.
Someone who is computer illiterate.
The act of being bad with technology.
One who doesn't care to learn about technological things.
AKA my friend Kevin
When it comes to computers I'm a techtard.
As far as society's concerned, he is techtarded.
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4.
Someone who attends or graduates from Texas Tech University. Usually people who graduate or attend this school are called 'Techtards' since they probably werent smart enough to get into Texas' two most reputable schools Texas A&M, and The University of Texas.
His SAT scores were very low so Texas A&M and UT would not accept him, so he's a Techtard now since he has to settle for Texas Tech University.
