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Derogatory description of male anatomy, based on Apple's portable music player which is small and white.
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When you jack off and the belly button gets flooded with spunk.
Dude, i was jackin off last night thinkin of her n the mirky well overf..
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The perennial pile of laundry in transit, comprising clean (not put away), hanging and drying, still in the washing machine, laundry ham..