Ted

What is Ted?


1.

A term used in and around Liverpool,England.To describe a person as being a ted means that they are behind the times in terms of their fashion sense,musical taste or general outlook on matters.It's a take on the fashion craze Teddy Boys which was popular many years ago.

Sit down Nigel,you ted.

2.

extremely awesome, a really cool kid, is definetly not gay, probably has lots of friends, and all the chicks like him

Ted is really pimpalicious

See awesome, chicks, friends, pimp, good, looking

3.

ted: polite abreviation for "shit head".

oi ted, could you please pass the salt

See patske

4.

a totally hot guy, one that you would would want to live with forever,

totally sweet, and knows how to love someone right,

you want to have babies with ted.

girl1: i got myself a ted the other night,

girl2: well done, i wish i could get a ted.

See ted, teddy, sexy, lovable, tedd

5.

The deity that people of the Tibika religion praise. Ted-heads predominately reside along the east coast, and often praise their deity once a year at knife shows. God may be known as an all seeing, all knowing being, but Tibika is known as "a man with a plan". Ted-heads are predominately motorcycle heads who praise Ted by sitting around and listening to pink floyd.

"Yo man, fuck jesus, I praise Ted now"

"And now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Ted my soul to keep"

See ted, biker, knife, gray, god, religion

6.

slang name used for Tooheys Extra Dry beer. Cause its too long to say Tooheys Extra Dry.

im going to get a carton of teds?

In a pub situation:

im going to the bar u want anything?

yeah, get us a ted mate

See beer, tooheys, mate, bar, pub

7.

Term for a particular class of British youth of the 1950s, also known as a Teddyboy. Named for the so-called "Edwardian look" of the early 1950s. Teds often adopted American accents and listened to American rockabilly music.

"When the Ted stole the sophisticated Edwardian look from the Saville Row dandies who had pioneered it, he did so like some Indian brave looting the uniform from one of Custer’s dead." (The Daily Mirror, Sept. 1953)


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