Ted Banker

What is Ted Banker?


1.

(also known as "Ted")

badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.

Ted Banker is the fucking man.

See ted, banker, theodore, East Meadow

2.

(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)

A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.

Ted Banker? He has shots too?

Tbank shots on me bitches.

See ted, banker, theodore


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