What is Ted Banker?
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(also known as "Ted")
badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.
Ted Banker is the fucking man.
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(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)
A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.
Ted Banker? He has shots too?
Tbank shots on me bitches.
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