What is Ted Danson Tumbleweed?
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A sexual act in which, during fellatio, you remove your unit from your partner's mouth during climax, cum in your own pubic hair, and rub their face in it.
You know Ted Danson gave Shawnee Smith the ol' Ted Danson tumbleweed.
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When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with su..