What is Ted Danson Tumbleweed?
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A sexual act in which, during fellatio, you remove your unit from your partner's mouth during climax, cum in your own pubic hair, and rub their face in it.
You know Ted Danson gave Shawnee Smith the ol' Ted Danson tumbleweed.
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A form of distorted judgement far greater than beer goggles.
If beer goggles cause you to have sex with a less-than-attractive person, ..