What is Ted Kennedy?
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Possibly the only liberal whose wasteline is bigger than Michael Moore's. Allowed a woman to die while he ran away.
Never get in a car with Ted Kennedy.
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Any of various fat, red-faced, thickset rodents, inhabiting northern regions and known for periodic mass drunk migrations that sometime leads to driving off in water, ending their mate's life in drowning.
See also Lemming
Liberals do the Ted Kennedy on the way to the Fabricate 9/11 movie because they want to know how to gain favor with Hezbollah.
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"The Swimmer" a man who got away with murder.
My gun has killed less people then TED KENNEDY'S car.
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A bloated pasty slog characterized by a fear of water and morality.
Ted Kennedy (Lardass Liberalis Extremis) is a species prone to serious migrational difficulties, a result of decreased navigational ability usually caused by the mass consumption of alcohol and may account for why the species is facing extinction. Expectedly, most experts agree that the planet as a whole will actually benefit from the inevitable extinction of this species and speculate that the “missing third bullet” has yet to do its work.
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A term used to describe the act of dunking someones head underwater.
The bully was doing a Ted Kennedy on a smaller kid in the swimming pool then the lifegurd yelled out to stop it or else.
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The Reason
Wow Ted Kennedy is an murdering drunk retard whos not as good looking as
JFK .
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The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
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