Ted Move

What is Ted Move?


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When a person in a relationship drops the L Bomb way too soon. Ted is referring to Ted Mosby In How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM)

Bf: I told my gf that i love her last night!

Bf Bro: DUDE! Totally a Ted Move, thats only your second date!

See gf, bf, date, himym


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