Ted Stevens Edit Meaning

1.

Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.

Ted Stevens: aka "A series of Teds" and "The Pork King"

See steal, old, senile, theft, crook, liar, ignorant, author

2.

The Alaskan Senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. He belives people are treating it like a big truck

Guy 1: Ted Stevens is out trying to protect the tubes again

Guy 2: oh shi- i thought it was a truck

See internets, series of tubes, tubes, alaska