Ted Turner Edit Meaning

1.

1. To masturbate alone.

2. The opposite of a Jane Fonda.

1. Why did she have to break up with me?! I'm so upset! *ted turners*

2. Let's see, there's me, you, and two girls. I will Jane Fonda and you can Ted Turner.

See jane, fonda, ted, turner, fap, masturbate, jack, off

2.

I don't know where that moron got that Ted Turner was a republican. He's probably in the top ten most liberal people is the U.S.

-Ted Turner is a neo conservative

-You're dumb

3.

Another liberal billionaire.

Once married Jane Fonda(after her affair with the Viet Cong).

See George Soros

The lesbianprotester was unable to name any Republicanbillionaires.

See Sense

4.

A television remote control. Sometimes simply shortened to "ted."

Pass me the Ted Turner, baby. The game's on!

5.

the devil.....

Ted Turner is the devil

6.

An ultra left wing media mogul who enjoys humping dogs.

Oh shit! Ted Turner's in town! Hide Muffy! - Strong Bad

7.

Neo Conservative, extreme right wing billionaire, who has a huge media empire that includes establishments like CNN, AOL, Time Magazine, TBS and more.

Unlike other sources of far right propaganda, Turner cloaks his messages under a thin veil.

Ted Turner is an aristocratic fatcat.