Teddy Graham

What is Teddy Graham?


1.

A overpriced stupid cookie shaped like a goddamn bear.

"I can't get this fucking bag of teddy grahams open because they package the thing shut with fucking superglue." Said Joe

2.

A Beartype homosexual, i.e. lots of body hair, usually with a full beard, who is a vegetarian and wears bikenstocks.

"Hey Ned, have you seen the new Teddy Graham working at Whole Foods? Totally cute!"

See bear, granola cruncher, hairy fairy, vegetarian


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