Teddy Penis

What is Teddy Penis?

a boy/guy with a small penis as to where it looks like he doesn't have one.

Omg! Becky did you see Charlie's teddy penis?!

I saw it last night when he showed me & i nearly pucked.

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Dirty Diego

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1. Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces..

Man Glaze

1. substance emmitted during ejaculation. "dude, i was beatin my shit and i shot man glaze everywhere." 2. a substance on some..

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