What is Teddy Ruxpin Surprise?

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As a man is having sex with a girl in her room and is about to cum, he pulls out, grabs the nearest stuffed animal (a bear preferably) and cums in the bears face.

Kevin didn't have a condom so he pulled a Teddy Ruxpin Surprise.

See bear, sex, surprise, cum
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