Teddy's Leg

What is Teddy's Leg?


1.

The point at which the need to evacuate one’s bowel’s becomes unbearable, and a big brown cylinder tries pushing its way out of your sphincter - resembling the leg of a teddy bear, or soft toy.

See also Bungle’s finger.

- Can also refer to the act of defecating.

- Variant of turtle’s head.

“Bloody hell, if I don’t get to a toilet soon I’m goin’ to shit myself – I’ve got the teddy’s leg already!”


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