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An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups..
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Best game. Ultimate players play for the love of the game.
Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
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The sexual art during which a woman blows bread crumbs down a man's ass cheeks while squishing tomatoes between her boobs, which sh..