What is Tedious Tonguing?
1.
When you flicker your tongue in a menial way over a static area of the vagina, and induldge in the almost eternally fantastic time you're having whilst your chick is lying down proned with at least one raised eyebrow:
as she thinks "ok, I thought he'd be more adventurous than this - maybe the dog snuck in here - ohh god no, wrong, wrong JEV? "Yes hunny?". "Oh, it is you, listen would you consider keeping my vagina awake for me because this tedious tonguing you're applying to my female crotch is going to send me into one of my long slumbers at any minute". "Ok hunny I'll do as you told me, dip, swirl, pull, flick, dip, swirl...". "JEV... I think you may be hopeless...".
See
Random Words:
1.
A type of maze that people draw. It it impossible to solve and is created for the amusement of the drawer. It involves a start block, tu..
1.
Reference for mad tv episode where you can't say certain things on t.v. - incolving a reclining chair, a couple of girls and grey p..
1.
n. the art of taking pictures in a way that hides your true weight, so as to seem more attractive than you really are.
"So did you..
