What is Tedtaotao?
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one who owns butt plugs, anal beads, and other butt pleasing toys. who enjoys pleasuring there own ass. usualy spawned from the getto of seatle next to starbucks. also owns an assorted collection of pink g-unit sweatbands
shit son, you goin to jail, hope you don't turn into a "tedtaotao"
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