Tedwin Van Der Sar

What is Tedwin Van Der Sar?


1.

Dutch term for a bald cock-head.

Person #1: "Oh my god, I've just lost all my hair and a giant cock has started growing from my head".

Person #2: "Sounds like Tedwin Van Der Sar to me."


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