Tee Off

What is Tee Off?


1.

To punch someone, preferably with extreme force.

Imma tee off on yo grill nigga!

2.

Masturbating after viewing pictures from one of the many online hip and/or ironic tee shirt sellers (probably to your left right now).

Dude, the second I saw the "RAWR means I love you in dionosaur" banner ad I knew I had to tee off.

I wanted to go to slangdefine but didn't have time to tee off.

There are some sites I just can't visit while surfing at the library lest the desire to tee off arise.

See jerk off, masturbate, cold shower, jail bait

3.

To rub the tip of the dick. masterbate!) MAY get you an orgasm faster that jerking off.

Ahhhh. yess, man does it feel good to Tee Off to porn

See jerking off, beating off, masterbation, fuck, orgasm

4.

to wake up with morning wood

do i know what morning wood is?! i tee off every morning

See morning wood, boner, erection, wood, hard on

5.

Tee off is a good sayin to use when sombody is annoying you! I use it all the time its like a move along sayin!

Tee off! ive had enough of you an ur hat!


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