What is Teedle?
1.
A person, usually male, who was born with a vagina on the top of their head. They tend to have very bushy hair to hide the fanny and will get very uptight if you just so happen to get a finger close to it. Special whiskers allow for 24/7 finger detection. The Teedle's have a God called Martin (Pronounced MAT-IN!) and every 4 days at 10:34am sharp the Teedles pray. The prayer is a unique and very beautiful thing which consists of shouting MAT-IN! several time and blowing water out the top of their heads. If this is done inside the Teedle will take care of all the water gushed out by sucking it up with a silly straw at an incredible speed!
Teedle's are a small legion right now but are spreading. Main countries with Teedle's are Canade, North East U.S.A. and the north of Scotland.
Person 1: 'It's 10:34am again...'
Person 2: 'Uh oh'
Teedle: 'MAT-IN, MAT-IN, MAT-IN!'
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*Slurp*
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2.
a discreet way of indicating the desire to masterbate, often used in public places where people might be offended by the indication of masterbation.
"Man, the other night you called me when I was teedlin'"
Guy:Dude you want to come over after school?
Teedler:Nah man, I really gotta go home and teedle.
Guy:allright, cool man.
Guy:Dude what you up to tonight?
Teedler:I think I'm gunna be home fiddling me teedle stick."
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