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When you lower your standards and have sex with someone that you would likely get an STD from.
"Look at that haggard chick Mark is..
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What causes existing words to get new alternate spellings -- typo's.
John: Haha, you're such a lopser!
Jack: What?
John: Er..
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A mistake that turns out well.
Falling into that pie was an uber oopshadiddle!
See pie, mistake, uber, falling, !..