What is Teen?
1.
In online chatrooms it means a man in his 40's or 50's with his nob out.
In yahoo chat TEEN room - male, 42... male, 54...male, 49
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2.
A group of people which keeps getting worse as generations go on. This generation's teens listen to pretty crappy music like 50 Cent and Good Charlotte. They also tend to have no minds of their own. They're getting fatter and fatter and fatter... Yeah, there are some decent teenagers... Not enough though.
Teen 1: I'M SO KeWl LoL i LiKe BoUgHt ThIs HoT tOpIc ShIrT wItH aN aNaRcHy SyMbOl On It 4 $20!!!!!!111!!!one!!!@@11! lOl
Teen 2: i m koolr cuz i gawt da new 50 cent cd w/ tha eXpLiCiT lyrics lol i can lissen 2 him rap a bout fuking grrls lololol he roxxors!
If you are a teenager reading this and haven't lost your mind yet, do anything you can to save yourself. God bless thee.
3.
too old for michael jackson
teen girl: hey this perv wouldn't leave me alone yesterday
little boy: shut up!! you don't have to deal with michael jackson!
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4.
When used by online pornographers, a person between the ages of 18 and 25 (approximately)
Youngest teens on the web! (all models 18 or over)
5.
Short for teen-ager, a "teen" is the term used to perpetuate the stereotype teen-ager who is rebelious, watches MTV, listens to pop, rap, country, rock, and/or punk rock, and looked down upon by the older and/or more mature community.
"Those stupid teens make us normal teen-agers look bad."
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6.
Moving targets.
Teens are idiots. Too bad I'm one.
7.
someone between the ages of thirTEEN and nineTEEN (d'ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
"Twelve-year-olds are far too young for the teen scene, and don't trust anyone over 20"
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