What is Teen Nick?
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a crappy "teen" show make by nickelodeon that is supposedly targeted towards 14-19 year olds but is so retarded and simple that only 9 year olds and 15 year old stoners after two weeks of constant green days could like it. all the fans (including the ones at the tapings) are between 7-12 years old.
8 year old: hey I 'm watching teen nick! i'm mature, like you, bro!
16 year old brother: no, you're not you idiot. Hilary duff just poured chili into a cowboy boot and tried to beat both a clock and an 11 year old chick from the audience. that's not funny; that's sad.
Random Words:
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a straight up P I M P
man 1; I'm gonna mash him up
man 2; nah bruv, hes a g-unit rider..
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Yiddish for "Woe is me"
see Oy vey
Oy vas mir, I have to finish that paper for tomorrow and I thought it was for next week !..