What is Teen Parent?
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An exclusive member of the extensive retard-breeding project funded by your
Don't mistakenly pity knocked-up teenage girls and mourn their "ruined chances at an amazing future". 10 times out of 10 teenage mothers are
They will claim they used birth control every time prior to contracting pregnancy, but this is usually referring to a Catholic practice their Mexican boyfriend told them about that is known as the
The offspring of a teen parent is a
You will never hear a plural form of this phrase, i.e. teen "parents".
Preggers: My grandma keeps getting on my case because I'm going to be a teen parent!
Jill: It's not too late to drive a knife into your gut and cut my taxes by 20%.
Preggers: I get everything I need free from a Christian pro-life foundation.
Jill: I work 40 hrs a week and starve to death paying for my rent and the for needs of your fat ass and your nasty little bastard.
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A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.
Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
Abortion: Talk someone into it.
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Don't diss teen parents!
I became pregnant at 17 and I was totally ready for it. Sure, I cried and cried, and I admit, a lot of my dreams went out the door, but having a baby is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
It is wrong calling them "fucking idiots" because it is not immensly smart, neither do I reccomend it, but having a baby is a huge thing: they go through such a lot and they survive it. I think they deserve some praise!
I'm not saying go out and get yourself pregnant, but if you are already in that situation: then abortions not the way to go. There are lots of places where you can get money if you need it, a place to stay and everything. Good luck!
Me and my daughter Star, I'm the teen parent.
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I am not a teenage parent myself but i do have many friends and family members who have had a child at a young age. whilst i do believe that teenage parents should live their life before creating another I do not believe that we as a nation are so narrow minded to believe that all teenage parents are idiots. there lives among us many evil adult parents that put thier children through hell and in some cases cause the death of their own child, with this in mind who has the right to say what age is correct. I feel that if a child is brought into this world and is cared for and loved, despite the age of the parent this person should be applauded. Also maybe we as a nation need to find a solution in helping these teenage parents create a better life for themselves and their child. moreover comments stated that suggest that teenage parents should drive a knife through their stomach to rid themselves of their child or they should use a rusty coat hanger to create thier own at home abortion should be eradicated. individuals stating comments such as these need to consider their own level of maturity before commenting on the maturity of a teenage parent.
a teen parent should live their life before creating another. however my comment does not suggest that individuals comments which i have read are in any way acceptable
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A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.
Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
Tend to avoid abortions even if it would prevent a life of suffering for a child.
Get an abortion.
"i dropped out when I got pregnant."
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A member of society that has obviously become a parent because of their complete inept at the use of birth control or outright stupidity. In every single case of teenage parenting, abortion is the correct solution, no matter what the psychological impact, religious or parental influence may be. Even in cases of rape, the teen parent is a complete and total retard, even if it was against his or her will. Any person who has elected to give birth and attempt to raise a child as a teenager is an idiot for their inept or for their bad luck.
Even when the teenager grows older, he or she will never possess maturity and will never realize that what happened was a bad decision (because every pregnancy was carefully calculated). Whereas mature, adult parents often claim that their child is "the best thing that ever happened to them," no teenage parent feels this way because their children are and will always be a burden with no tangible rewards (as tangible rewards are the only things teens may comprehend). Any person who was or is a teen parent that views their child as anything other than a burden is an idiot for thinking that.
It is the accepted norm of each village to throw small rocks or sizable chunks of lead at each teenage parent on sight. This action promotes the general feeling that all teenage parents are idiots, no matter how responsible they were after their initially mistake or rotten luck.
In conclusion, all babies born of teen parents should be sent to the people of Ireland for feeding. The parents of said babies should all be taken to the local Town Hall and publically executed, broadcast on FOX. Perhaps Simon from American Idol will show up with his "brilliant" generic cynicism to let the would-be teen parents know that they are and forever will be, fucking idiots.
Child 1: Did you hear about Joanne? She's going to become a teen parent!
Child 2: That slut cannot keep her legs closed, and that Bill should have worn a condom! God, they are so stupid!
Child 1: I know...well, I mean she was on
the Pill and the condom broke, but they should have been prepared for that shit, the idiots!
Child 2: They were both accepted to Ivy League schools, too...I guess their dreams of ever making large sums of money just went out the window. Serves them right, fucking idiots.
Adult 1: Did you hear, Bob's son, Bill got Jill's daughter, Joanne pregnant? They had an abortion because of the financial stress it would have put on them.
Adult 2: Really? I never had sex before marriage because it's against my religion. I condemn them because abortion is also against my religion. They are bad people.
Adult 1: Maybe if the children had access to condoms, they could have prevented the pregnancy in the first place. Unfortunately, two years ago your right-wing conservative groups banned the sale of condoms to minors.
Adult 2: Perhaps if they had followed the cirriculum of
abstinence only , it wouldn't have happened either.
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