What is Teen Stache?
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A small amount of prepubescent facial hair appearing on the upperlip on males ages 10-16. This can usually only be seen on boys with dark hair. Sometimes boys think this look cool and decide not to shave it off. Not be confused with
Man, Joey. Your teen-stache makes your look like a frenchman.
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Kyle Weaver -- his hair looks like a damn merkin!!
"Hey merkin boy, why does your hair look like a freakin pubic wig?!?"
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