Teenage Moustache

What is Teenage Moustache?


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Guys who just hit puberty who can't fucking shave their nasty-ass "moustaches" because they're too afraid to ask their daddy for a razor. Not dark, but noticable hair on a guy's upper lip. So gross.

Look at that teenage moustache. Yuck!


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