What is Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles?


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A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.

"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"

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