Teenager

What is Teenager?


1.

Something im not proud to be, because a lot of teenagers are quite simply put; idiots.

Im 17, and I look around and see all of these people (teenagers) moping around, I tell them that we live like kings and they shrug me off and tell me about how bad their life is because, for example, they got dumped.

Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.

2.

People who get no repect and are looked down upon because some of us are idiots.

Not all teenagers are bad, disrespectful, know-it-all, idiots. It's just a pathetic sterotype.

See teen, teenager, sterotype, idiot, adult

3.

Someone who has everything but appreciates nothing.

Every teenager(including me, at times)

4.

When used in the manner to denigrate, it is a superficial umbrella statement asserted against youths between the 13-19 age bracket. The word's negative connotations stem from the actions of the minority of adolescents who typically display qualities and proclivities that can be construed as unappreciative, lame and otherwise emo. While these behaviors only account for a small percentage of the group, the majority of the demographic demonstrates responsibility by involving themselves with extracurricular activities and organizations, striving for academic excellence, holding a job, performing chores, volunteering their time and services to charitable causes, AND coming home in time for curfew.

Fellow teenagers who demonstrate ageismtoward their own peers are generally anti-social, bandwagon-jumping slapwads who try too hard to appear edgy and enlightened, thus categorizing them with other lameass individuals of their age bracket; this behavior can only be encapsulated with the term "teenager," by their defintion.

No, not all teenagers are drug toking, binge drinking, baby making chimpanzees from hell. However, if you do insist on exercising your right to be a misanthropist, the moral of this definition is to hate the individual, or the subculture, and not the entire group.

See Katsu

5.

Something you either have been, are, or will be.

Stop fucking adolescents! Look up and you'll know why.

6.

Like any age group, theres some good and some bad. They are a diverse group of people, affected mostly by their 3 enviornments (school, social, home) and their everchanging emotional state will determine how they are in those enviroments. Many elders look on this group as nothing but a bunch of "smokin, drinkin, lazy, noisy good for nothin' punks who have sex and do whatever the fuck they want" though really it just depends on the individual. Im gonna be 17 at the end of this comin' august, and i will admit that i do smoke and drink at times, but its not all the time, and it doesnt make me a bad person cuz i dont go doin anything to anyone else. I just wanna live. There are teens who are understood and theres ones who are misunderstood, yet there a lotta adults who say "all teens just think theyre misunderstood and ignored, but we know whats right for them" and that pisses me off the way those adults think they can speak out for us like that. I think it would help if the stereotypes about our age group lightened up.

Two elderly folks on a bench watching a group of 3 teens walk by:

Elderly1:Look at those good for nothing punks walk by, theyre always up to no good i tells ya!

Elderly2:What? Theyre just walking and talking

Elderly1:But look at how theyre trying to look all innocent yet theyre grouped up in their clan walkin and talkin about something, probably some scandal or something dirty

Elderly 2:Oh yeah, and look at how theyre smiling, that smug grin will be wiped off when the cops catch them!

Teenagers talkin amongst themselves: So, ya wanna go see a movie or play some football in the alley?

Teen1:Well first lets get outta here

Teen2:Why?

Teen1:See them elderly folks over there givin us the evil eye?

Teen2:Yeah, why? Were just walkin and talkin!

Teen3:Damn, ones whippin out his cane, run!

Elderly1(with cane):Look at those troublemakers run, they know we dont want their trouble here

Elderly2:They aint afraid of the cops but theyre afraid of a whippin, he he!

Teen1:Theyre still givin us a look from a distance, what did we do?

Teen2:Were teenagers, of course those folks would snap

Teen3:But if we werent to go out and about like this, then our parents would get on our case on sittin around the house, thats why they think were all lazy, though its just some of us

Teen1:I guess were safe nowhere, though were the ones viewed as a threat to society

Teens:Lets just go home now

See school, smoking, drinking, punks, sex, fuck

7.

Often want to belong somewhere, or to something at any rate. Most, I admit, are grumpy, rebellious, lo-life. But some are GREEEAATTT!

But please, please, listen to them! They often have a lot of very interesting things to say and are lovely peeps :).

Most definitions are extremely biased, and very hypocritical. They describe teenagers as grumpy, whinging kids. But if you say that, it's something along the lines of: Pot calling the kettle black ;)

No example is necessary as teenagers vary in music taste, clothes taste and opinions

See Brit


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