Teenick

What is Teenick?


1.

Nickelodeon's pathetic attempt to appeal to the Teenage audience. However, with such disney-esque shows as "Zoey 101", "Ned's Declassified", "Romeo!", among others, no teenager with a freaking brain would want to tolerate that crap.

They try to make it appealing with MTV-style introductions, and with "celebrity" guests who play stupid games, however, these attempts only drive away potential viewers.

12-year-old who thinks he's cool: OMG!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ZOEY TO COME ON!!!!!!

Normal teenager: Stfu.

See Kevin

2.

Nick's lame attempt to copy TRL and try to teenage viewers. I haven't seen a single teen who watches "Naked Brothers Band", "ICarly", or even "Unfabulous".

On their website, they have a bunch of crappy games, celebrity flipbooks, and a message board which people talk like "RoFl every TEENick show is the best"! They also have guest stars who spin the bottle and tell shitty jokes.

"Saturday, I'm gonna have a sleepover for the upcoming "Naked Brothers Band movie on TEENick wanna come?"

"No, TEENick is for babies."

See nickelodeon, crap, teenage, shit, naked brothers band


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