Teeny Cell

What is Teeny Cell?


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A crappy flip-open cell phone (usually used by girls 13 and under) covered with gems and dumb little charms so they can try to make their crappy phone appear fancier, but instead it just looks like the dollar store threw up on it.

Teeny bopper: Oh emm gee! Look at my phone! It's covered with pink and purple gems and has a cute little heart charm on it! I know I don't have the greatest phone, but at least these 25 cent gems will make it look better!

Normal Person: Ick. It's such a Teeny Cell.

See teeny, bopper, cell, phone, tween, girl, pink, crappy


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