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Possibly the greatest man who ever lived.
"Woohoo!Four day weekend!"
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Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellie..
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The difference between how far it is to the end of the chapter and how far it is to your stop/station on public transport.
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When a bearded man eats out a girl on her period.
Laura called out "its time for the feasting lion" just as she burst into me..