What is Teets?
1.
the part of a nipple in which milk comes out
Man she has some nice teets
2.
Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon
Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets
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3.
everything.
it can be an interjection of both malice and glee.
Teets, I just got accepted to college!
Oh, she just threw up all over my shoes . . . teets.
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4.
Matt Teets
See; Bridgteets.
5.
A term used by kids in wisconsin to say they are going to smoke Marijuana
Steve:Yo bro lets go teets it
Carl:eaze
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6.
Teets is defined as when something awesome happens. It's powerful word and should only be uttered when something happens that is so good, the word "cool" or "sick" just doesn't cut it.
Friend 1 - I just met Ron Jeremy!
Friend 2 - No way, Teets bro!
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7.
Male nipples that secrete milk.
Zach has teets that can provide sustenance to his cats.
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