Teets Edit Meaning

1.

the part of a nipple in which milk comes out

Man she has some nice teets

2.

Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi

Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon

Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets

See teetz, wank, masty, beat

3.

everything.

it can be an interjection of both malice and glee.

Teets, I just got accepted to college!

Oh, she just threw up all over my shoes . . . teets.

See teets, yay, fuck, holla, yes

4.

Matt Teets

See; Bridgteets.

5.

A term used by kids in wisconsin to say they are going to smoke Marijuana

Steve:Yo bro lets go teets it

Carl:eaze

See teets, totes, smoke, blaze

6.

Teets is defined as when something awesome happens. It's powerful word and should only be uttered when something happens that is so good, the word "cool" or "sick" just doesn't cut it.

Friend 1 - I just met Ron Jeremy!

Friend 2 - No way, Teets bro!

See awesome, cool, rage, sick, gnarly

7.

Male nipples that secrete milk.

Zach has teets that can provide sustenance to his cats.

See nipples, nips, teats, nipps, BJP