Teeveenewz

What is Teeveenewz?

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

See sensationalism, parents

Shain't

1. Abbreviated form of "shit ain't". My Boss wants me to work the weekend. That shain't happenin. See no way, impossi..

Love Worm

1. Euphemism for penis. I was feeling around for your love worm. See euphemism, playful, dick, cock..

Thom Beers

1. see dick weed Thom Beers of Discovery Channel needs a his teeth knocked out with a Bollpeen hammer...

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