What is Teeveenewz?
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The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.
'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'
'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'
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when your drinking and you have to go to the bathroom, you do not want to "break the seal"
but you have to.
Jim: Hey did y..
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A Synonym for My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment, Sir
Look at all those m.a.r.i.n.e.s. getting off the ship!
See marines, navy, army, bush..
