What is Teeveenewz?
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The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.
'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'
'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'
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the act of performing a somersault either nude or clother whilst urinating
Jesus christ Shawn that was a wicked cool liquid somersault ..
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A person's alternate persona leads him to believe that he is God's gift to women, a perfectly sculpted specimen, and the world..
