Teeveenewz

What is Teeveenewz?

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

See sensationalism, parents

Gun Fuck

1. When all hope is lost. When you run out of gas in the desert, with no water or cell phone, you might say that you are: "Gun Fucked..

Ginger Juice

1. The liquid that comes out of the vagina of a Ginger, due to the natural reflex when touched by a non-ginger. When sam made justin touch..

Love Shovel

1. Guys, you can do the math. Now go and dig it out. Hey, let me take you to the shed...

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