What is Teeveenewz?
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The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.
'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'
'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'
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When you give a Dutch girl a Dutch Oven, where you pull the blanket over her head in bed after farting.
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A sexual fetish first reported in the San Francisco Bay area in 2006. After feeding to the point of exhaustion and slumber, your sexual..
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To engage in sexual intercourse while enjoying sumptuous foods from Barberito's or Moe's.
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