Teeveenewz

What is Teeveenewz?

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

See sensationalism, parents

Snap Out

1. to act out violently in a fit of anger or frustration When she learned what he had done, she snapped out and destroyed all his posters...

Gummiefuck

1. Can be used as a verb or noun- refers to either someone who fucks something up, or is a fuck-up. Can also refer to the use malicious use..

Jugzy

1. Used to describe when a woman has large breasts. Aww man, check out that jugzy chick over there! or My mum's getting a boob job ..

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