Teeveenewz

What is Teeveenewz?

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

See sensationalism, parents

Impact Playa

1. A Impactful person, a very Strong Figure. I'm the real Ip U don't know sh*t about me Who the f*ck are you to doubt me You ..

Epic Lolz

1. laughter to an extreme power <internet nerd> YOU'RE GETTING TROLLEDSO BAD NUB, l2p!!!! <random bystander> i'm ge..

Ondol

1. The traditional floor heating system in Korea. Gravel or water-pipiping beneath the stone board floor. The fire in the kitchen can be us..

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