Teeveenewz

What is Teeveenewz?

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

See sensationalism, parents

Victoria Noble

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85710

1. Area code in the shittiest city ever, Tucson. "That guy said his area code was 85710!" "That sucks, he must live in Tuc..

Zajebisty

1. In Polish means 'fucking amazing'. Kasia i Magda s¹ zajebiste. 2. In polish it means fucking great Kuba to zajebisty goœæ...

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