Teeveenewz

What is Teeveenewz?

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

See sensationalism, parents

Yellow Penguins

1. Evil penguins that wish to take over the world. "OHHH MY GOD!!! The evil penguins are coming!!!" See Sarah..

Zilious

1. To be or the act of being sexy. My..MY..Gianiny sure looks zilious today. See sexy, hot, bootylicious, pretty..

Yaa'a'dat?

1. a simple question. see example. "yow, i'm trying to get lifted tonight...so....Yaa'a'dat? hook it up!!" See t..

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