What is Teeveenewz?
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The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.
'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'
'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'
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another term for a tampon
I didn't need to know what kind of umbrella poppers Jordyn uses. . .
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A nice puffy pussy resembling two buns with girl meat.
Yeah, she was laying on her side showing everyone her ma'amburger.
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Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.
Peter had a pretty ..