Teeveenewz

What is Teeveenewz?

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

See sensationalism, parents

Nqh

1. The ramblings of Dan's drunken brain set up meet for NQH ASAP!!!! See nqh, drunk, dan, ramble, brain, NQH..

Peter Logan

1. Peter is way cooler than me. He gets with Hella bitches while I settle for my ugly cousins who have smaller boobs than me. Peter is sm..

Heisey

1. To selfishly hoard the hookah hose when smoking a hookah with several people. To keep the hookah hose for an unacceptable amount of tim..

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