Teeveenewz

What is Teeveenewz?

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

See sensationalism, parents

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1. Rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat. Guy 2:i just bought teh ub0r n3w windows! omg!!!!one!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!one!!! Guy 1: ..

Abbygale

1. A Sacred Storm. She changes everything. This girl is beautiful, sweet and ruthless. She might break your heart but you will forgive her ..

1. short for "fuck face" someone who isn't good looking. as opposed to 3f, short for "fabulous fuck face" - someon..

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