Teflon Dump

What is Teflon Dump?

1.

After Dropping a Deuceyou wipe once and there isn't even a pale brown stain on the toilet paper.

The origin is Dow Chemical's Teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. Ronald Reagan was known as the "Teflon President" because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.

John: Sarah can you check my spokes and balloon knot? I just wiped and there wasn't any stain on the toilet paper.

Sarah: nothing there

John: Hey, I just dropped a Teflon Dump!
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