Teflon Turd

What is Teflon Turd?


1.

When one takes a shit quickly and leaves no trails when you whipe your ass.

"that was quick"

"yeah mate, teflon turd, one whipe, no dramas... too easy!"

See turd, shit, poo, crap


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