Teflon Turd

What is Teflon Turd?

When one takes a shit quickly and leaves no trails when you whipe your ass.

"that was quick"

"yeah mate, teflon turd, one whipe, no dramas... too easy!"

See turd, shit, poo, crap

Dirty Cheese Steak

1. Simialer to a Slick Biscuitexcept when licking and sucking on her filthy pussy, she's wildly into it and holds your head tight agai..

A.s.a.h.p.

1. As soon as humanly possible; derived from A.S.A.P. Please call me back A.S.A.H.P. ! See a.s.a.p., asap, soon..

Oggling

1. to look at, stare (usually man to woman) That man was totally oggling at my boobs See staring, looking, checking out..

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