Teh Cock Edit Meaning

1. a really long sofa, or like a long on a sofa, a lonfa. the person laying down but on a long sofa instead. :man im tired yea me too :d..

1. when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!! See schlong, schlort, soaked..

1. when you know she is truely beautiful, when you wake up next to her & she has no make up on & messy hair n you still think shes ..