Teh Internets

What is Teh Internets?


1.

A magical land comprised of interconnecting tubes clogged with pr0nz. It has become a common misnomer to associate teh internets with big trucks. This is false.

I found a video of my mom sucking poop out of a dead cow's ass on teh internets. It gave me a chubby.

See chubby, tubes, shakespeare

2.

A word often used scornfully to point out a newbies lack of knowledge of the internet and distinctive language.

"OMG, liek, is this your first time on TEH INTERNETS!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!!"

See noob, internet, newbie, pro

3.

Contarary to popular believe, it's not like a big truck you can just dump stuff on. It's more like a series of tubes.

The internet used to be for sharing usefull and interesting information. now it's a tool for hackers to steal your PC and a tool for 4chanand MySpace to spread it's horrors.

If you try your best, you can win some internets by doing the following:

* become an hero.

* make fun of furries.

* buy a lot of internets from An ISP.

* post funnies

(btw, The Internet is serious business)

Jhonny: I got teh internets today!

Peter: I hope that the devil is happy with your SOUL!

See internet, interweb, internetz, internets, bronz


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