What is Teige?
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Early morning sexual encounter with a co-worker.
Can range from hardcore spank my ass sex on your bosses desk to copping the opportunistic feel of your desk mates ass while they are bent over under their desk plugging in their coffee warmer.
"While Harv was bent over under his desk this morning plugging in his new USB device, I walked right up and grabbed me a handful of teige! Yeah baby!"
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