What is Tej?
1.
Noun: Player, Used to describe one who is the "KING OF THE SEAS". This mofo will put a cap in yo ass if you even look at him wrong. Don't cross with Tej or it may just be the last thing you do.
-(Puss): I saw Tej walking down the street yesterday and I almost shit my pants. I had to hide in a trash can for the rest of the day
-(Chuck Norris): Shit every time I hear the word "Tej", I get reminded of that time where he beat my ass with a candlestick
-(Aunt Jemima): Tej will put the syrup in yo pancakes
-(Colonel Sanders): Tej is too drunk to taste this chicken
-(Allah): Praise me bitches (see's Tej), O SHIT, PRAISE TEJ, TEJ, TEJ.......(blows himself up)
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2.
a drink:How to make a Tej Panesar
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
3 parts humour
1 part beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness. OR
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!
hehe.
3.
A drink: How to make a Tej Panesar
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
3 parts humour
1 part beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness. OR
Method:
Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!
hehe.
4.
Rejection that happens four times, but persistance is seen and a realisation of geniune interest and possibly love follows.
this guy went through a stage of tejness
