Tej

What is Tej?


1.

Noun: Player, Used to describe one who is the "KING OF THE SEAS". This mofo will put a cap in yo ass if you even look at him wrong. Don't cross with Tej or it may just be the last thing you do.

-(Puss): I saw Tej walking down the street yesterday and I almost shit my pants. I had to hide in a trash can for the rest of the day

-(Chuck Norris): Shit every time I hear the word "Tej", I get reminded of that time where he beat my ass with a candlestick

-(Aunt Jemima): Tej will put the syrup in yo pancakes

-(Colonel Sanders): Tej is too drunk to taste this chicken

-(Allah): Praise me bitches (see's Tej), O SHIT, PRAISE TEJ, TEJ, TEJ.......(blows himself up)

See tej, tj, teja, nig, nog, nug

2.

a drink:How to make a Tej Panesar

Ingredients:

5 parts pride

3 parts humour

1 part beauty

Method:

Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness. OR

Method:

Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

hehe.

3.

A drink: How to make a Tej Panesar

Ingredients:

5 parts pride

3 parts humour

1 part beauty

Method:

Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness. OR

Method:

Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

hehe.

4.

Rejection that happens four times, but persistance is seen and a realisation of geniune interest and possibly love follows.

this guy went through a stage of tejness


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