Tejife

What is Tejife?

to artistically ejaculatein every possible direction at one time, for example like a fountain.

He was so excited last night that he tejifed all over my hair

See ejaculate, sperm, fountain, semen

Haddock Honey Pot

1. The area between a lady's thighs that can be a tad whiffy (and sometimes leaving snail trails!!) see flange Hello luv can I squirt..

Hobo Bath

1. the act of applying deoderant after not showering for weeks that dude smelled like stephen colbert's vagina after his 5th hobo bat..

You're Such A Pants

1. Slang phrase meaning endearment and affection. You ordered my favorite takeout and got my favorite movie! You're such a pants!!!! ..

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