Tejife

What is Tejife?

to artistically ejaculatein every possible direction at one time, for example like a fountain.

He was so excited last night that he tejifed all over my hair

See ejaculate, sperm, fountain, semen

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1. Driving around on garbage night to find some good stuff that other people have thrown out. We're going urban-shopping later for so..

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Pickles On Parade

1. A bad situation to be in. An unfortunate ocurrence. Ah, I see. Well this IS pickles on parade. For both of us, mind you. See pickles, ..

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