Tejife

What is Tejife?

to artistically ejaculatein every possible direction at one time, for example like a fountain.

He was so excited last night that he tejifed all over my hair

See ejaculate, sperm, fountain, semen

Zikimee

1. 1. to ask for more towels when in a hotel or motel there is a family of four, and only three towels, so the wife asks the husband to zi..

Unction Junction Function

1. The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump. I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function...

Umecker

1. someone who likes to give blowjobs to spidermonkeys. she is a total umecker. See felacio, animalia, monkey, pot, blowjob..

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