Tek Jansen

What is Tek Jansen?


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The Gary-Stuprotagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".

The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.

"Oh, Tek Jansen! You have obviously had hundreds of girlfriends!"

See stephen colbert, truthiness, wikiality, lincolnish


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