Tekima Edit Meaning

1. To be in the process of being constipated. Ah, i would go out but im constipationing at the mo. See constipation, constipated, arse, p..

1. the shortest Christmas possible, for the modern day Scrooge went back home for a Blitzmas with the parents..

1. Unfortunately a girl whose name is yet to be defined by anyone because frankly no body knows what the hell it means....so until then kon..